I’m Back… and Bearing a Gift (“The Suburban Housewife” Rap)

Look The Betsy isn’t always about her blog.

Sometimes, she’s about her kids.

With the twins starting first grade and me being a working-housewife I totally rock the “just-in-time” Mommy routine. So the past 3 weeks have been spent getting them outfitted, prepped, ready, bussed (both by me and by my town’s Dept. of Education,) homeworked, routined, activitied (so far gymnastics, CCD, Drama, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, and currently researching Learn-to-Skate-ultimately-prepping-for-the-kiddie-cult-known-as-Hockey.)

To top it all off,  I am currently rocking a super hot, sexy chest cold.

Call me Ms. Snuffleupagus.

So when My Friend Ouida sent me the “Suburban Housewife” video I had to post.

Call it a snapshot into the life of all minivan-driving, sexless baggy jean wearing Haus Fraus you see cruising around…

It’s a little gift. “I’m baaaaack in the saddle again” (also a freakin’ great song both by Areosmith and Gene Autry ) with the blog, and really I’m so sorry I’ve abandoned you, my readers.

Got it Mutha Fuckers?