Dear Chica Who “Snatched-Flashed” My Husband

When: Couple of days ago, Lunchtime

Where: Apple Store at CambridgeSide Place

Next (Unconfirmed) Showing: Wednesday, 1:00 pm E.D.T. (RSVP may be required, please see below)

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Dear Chica Who Snatched-Flashed My Husband:

Thank you. You made his day.  My hubby came home with a big grin and good story. And I get some good SEO for TheLiquidBetsy.com.

Sweet.

So here’s the breakdown: just minding his own business, stalking some innocent Apple computers, researching home-audio… He looks over to see  (BAM!) your crotch dusters open to the dark & curlies with the good-lookin’ owner  (you) beaming at him. Oh, he’s been flashed before (Miami, breakfast at a diner… but it’s Miami so that’s like saying he saw someone pick a booger.)  And up until now, it’s always been just boobs.

Well to say you gave him a big ego stroke is an understatement (versus a stroke, which, thinking about it, there might be high correlation in Miami of elderly strokes to flashing incidents… just a thought.) He’s a hottie (which I’ve already know,) but now he has (recent) third party confirmation… at the Apple Store no less.

So I plan on sending him again (I’ll come up with a reason… he’s a techno-apple-geek so that’s not hard) next week, say Wednesday? 1:00pm? You just bring the crotch-duster jeans and your smile. You may even have a rather large and enthusiastic audience this time. You can thank me later.

Hmm, perhaps this the new grass-roots in-store marketing campaign for Apple? Like they need it… how about other more-needy stores sponsor? Sort of like the secret shopper…. with more flash.

Thanks again.

Cheers.

TheBetsy

Oh, if you’re interested in attending the next… um show let me know. Hit the comments. If i get enough I’ll set up some sort of event RSVP. Bring your $1 bills, though I’m not sure she’s in it for the cash. Or your credit card (for the Apple Store.)  Drinks later at The Cheesecake Factory.

Full disclosure: an not sponsoring this event, nor am I being sponsored. Though I may totally hit up Apple & Cheesecake Factory for a kick-back if a lot of you eager beavers show up.